How to Annoy A Twilight Fan by using Harry Potter

I just discovered this AWESOME list on www.mugglenet.com.So,here it is!

1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter books in a Twilight dust jacket.
2. Tell them that Edward was a "hand-me-down" because Twilight got him after the Harry Potter movies were finished with him.
3. List other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater
4. State that you thin Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.
5. "Accidentally" call Edward, Sanguini.
6. Explain in detail how any wizard can possess all the gifts (seeing the future,mind reading, etc.),that a vampire can only have one of.
7. Whenever they mention Jacob Black, innocently ask if they mean Stubby Boardman.
8. Say that Bella and Filch (Hogwarts janitor-VERY ugly) would make a cute couple.
9. Flinch whenever they say "Edward" and tell them to say "You-Know-Who."
10. Whenever they describe the vampires of the Twilight series (sparkly skin, no fangs,etc.),contradict them, and tell them what real vampires are like from Harry Potter.
11. Explain how Twilight werewolves are really Animagi (People that can themselves into a animal at their own will), and ask whether they've registered with the Ministry.

I thought this was super AWESOME!I have a billion Twilight fan-friends and I can't wait to use it on them!Oh, and by the way....the picture up top is Filch.Of course he doesn't look that way in real life!